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                Funny Quotes From Some of Our Greatest Athletes!

 

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"

Greg Norman - Famous Australian Golfer

 

 

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing- but none of them serious.”  

Alan Minter - Boxer

 

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball.

I did it in one afternoon playing golf."

Hank Aaron - Baseball Player

 

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."

David Beckham - English Soccer Player

 

"I think Sheffield Wednesday are a very poor football team. They are like a man who's got diarrhea who can't get his trousers down"

Rodney Marsh - Australian Cricket Player

 

'If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning  I'd have been all over you.'

Sam Torrance - Golfer

 

 'The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.'  

John Francombe - Jockey

 

'He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!'  

George Hamilton commenting on Spain’s manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland

 

"Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious, is he? I really need to know" -

when asked if he might be moving to AS Roma.

David Beckham - English Soccer Player

 

“The ref was vertically 15 yards away.”

Kevin Keegan - Football Player


"The immortal Jackie Milburn died today"

Cliff Morgan - Welsh Rugby Union Player

 

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