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Funny Quotes from Legendary Sports Coaches!

"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1"

Lawrie McMenemy - Manager of Southampton Football Club

"Statistics are like mini - skirts"

They give you good ideas but hide the important things!

Ebbe Skovdahl - Danish Football Manager

"Diego Maradona - a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed"

Bob Wilson - Arsenal Manager

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz basketball president commenting on a former player:

"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'

Player: “Coach, I don't know and I don't care. "

'If history repeats itself, I should think

we can expect the same thing again.'

Terry Venables - Former England Football Team Manager

"We didn't underestimate them.

They were a lot better than we thought."

Bobby Robson - Football Manager

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

Bill Peterson - Florida State Football Coach

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

JOHN LAMBIE responds when told a concussed striker did not know who he was after getting hit.